Garage Sale Solipsism

Here we go!

Grey eyes? Where are you? Sanitation?

Dear Frambois,

You spoke to me about the possibility of maybe coming down to the court house with $50 for bail money which I can’t really understand because that dollar amount seems rather low. What is it that you actually did? Stole a gum ball? As I write you I’m aimlessly flipping through the television stations. Did you know that nothing on TV has managed to capture my attention for weeks? I find my self having to be engaged in several different activities when I try to be satisfied by one.

Maybe nothing for. Maybe Everything.

Dear Frambois,

I’m in the kitchen. I can’t seem to find my new knife. Every time I buy avacados I lose something like a watch, a shoe, my knife etc... That’s why I always just get that pre-made guac from Henry Harvester. I knew a guy who would always run his produce in the dishwasher. He wouldn’t put any soap in or anything, but he would lay in the carrots, the beats and the squash. Man it’s hot out side. I could sleep for days...

The kid is a killer and I’m into it. He killed a nurse and he killed a nun. He killed a cock and doe and a finch. I knew this kid who was a killer. He killed a koala and he killed a lady in a hallway. He went to a fancy ball and he killed a countess and a frog. I new a kid with grey hair and grey eyes and he only ate ice and he’d lay out in a shady place. The kid with razer blades and hand gernades who finger fucked and bowling pins.

No matter where you’re at or who you’re with drinking beer is cheap and easy. I have a hurdle to get over. It’s short in the front and long in the middle. I have an opening in my health. Jagged teeth or "tooth man" the man with a golden sheath of wheat has a ribbon on his arm. Lady says that beer is not for sale. She is merely a hose that sprays when she speaks. Liquor stores are the neon sign coast guard and the man was in the coast guard and was stationed in the middle east and was like "Oh man that’s not what I mean". Another man not as tall as him had a fifth of gin in him and spoke like he had a baby in his mouth and a hammer in his hand and he said something like "boy oh boy this is not what I mean to say at all!" and Finally an old lady that has an old car and an old way of thinking took two hours in a video store looking for the best movie they had and she was quoted as saying "little boy you are a grown man now!" And I had like six or seven beers and I wasn’t much to talk to nearing the end and if I remember what I said correctly it was something like "dad is at it again!"

If you ever meet my brother he might have a picture in his hand of something like a fox or a hunting owl. He’ll have a bugle and enough food to roam for a few days. He will be there for you.